@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.
@HolycrapitsaKat: No thanks "protected account". You can't trick me into following you!
For all I know, you could be a vegan.
@garthinkingcap: Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah "Loofifer."
@Chumpstring: BARTENDER: taste this beer
ME: [tastes it] omg i literally can't even
BARTENDER: it has pumpkin spice in it
ME: hmm... yeah that explains it
@prattprattpratt: If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.
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