@AnOrangeSNES: [Batman & Joker at a table in Arkham Asylum] Joker: Wanna know I got these Scars? *He gestures at his Lion King action figures* Batman: Ugh

@pdxjohnny99: The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie.

@electrolemon: game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]

@bmarked21: From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, "Hmm... I've seen better."

@aimlessamers: *feeds you Cheetos while running my fingers through your hair*