@SamTR7: I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce.
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@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
@KyleMcDowell86: *police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*
@TheCatWhisprer: I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation.
@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.