@alymoemaly: I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now.
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@Schmoodles: Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato.
@batkaren: Ghostbusters (1984): A large, jovial marshmallow sailor is burned alive amid the crossfire btwn humans and ethereal beings.
@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@SirEvisiae: *pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*