@alymoemaly: I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now.
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@WheelTod: At a concert if the band asks "How's everyone feeling tonight" I'm like maybe we shouldn't have built our country on an Indian burial ground
@AnnietheNanny1: If you're not going to offer booze at your wedding, at least have the decency to provide a wifi password.
@shawnspree: Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive.