@alymoemaly: I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now.
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@TheRolo: When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell "Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
@codyspencer0: Somebody said "hey wanna eat this apple" and I said "no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"
@addyosmani: Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers
@mindykaling: When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring