@alymoemaly: I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now.
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@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
@canadian_egg: When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird.
@pleatedjeans: Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned
@sirivan: There’s no problem you can’t solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor.