@alymoemaly: I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now.
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@WAYNES_O: When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife.
@TheTweetOfGod: 30 And to his followers he said, "Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."
@ShutUpThatsWho: [walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]