@rad_milk: i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret
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@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@zacharyflynn: Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad
@Vodkantots: I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position.