@rad_milk: i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret
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@theshamingofjay: Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason.
@bumble_weed: If a tree falls in the woods it usually tries to do that awkward jog to make it look like it didn't trip but hahahah it did. It totally did.
@McGrumpenstein: Romeo: ...arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon *Romeo slides an envelope of money over* Romeo: *whispers* make it look like an accident