@ChicorelliStar: I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
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@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.
@One_FineMess: Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode.
@iscoff: if you eat one piece of bread shortly after you're born and another piece right before you die, all food is a sandwich