@aveuaskew: I love arguing with you so much, I'll bring a Ouija board to your funeral.
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@TheBoydP: I may be getting old but not “doesn’t know what day of the week it is” old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer.
@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
@DanMentos: [at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities