@aveuaskew: I love arguing with you so much, I'll bring a Ouija board to your funeral.
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@SteveCarell: Flight attendant:"Would you like the chicken or the pasta?" Me:"What would you suggest?" Flight Attendant:"Eat before you get on the plane."