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@VerifiedDrunk: I love cheese!
Cheese: I have a boyfriend
@MrPhetz: A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom
@LMFOFL: Born to be mild.
@KyleMcDowell86: When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe
@cramoska: When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from.
@OtherDanOBrien: ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy
GUY: you mean *wouldn't*
ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet