@Tmoney68: I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
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@LennoxTruman: "Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide." *opens wide* "Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"
@purplefuzzygirl: I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot.
@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.