@Midgetspar: I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.
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@AnOrangeSNES: "I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
@Rollmaninoz: *ship enters earth atmosphere* Alien 1: Finally a signal *turns radio on* *Ed Sheeran 'Shape Of You' plays* Alien 2: SO sick of this guy OMG
@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow