@4Crocs: I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth.
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@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess
@Owl_Meat: [Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*
@TheTweetOfGod: I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other.