@4Crocs: I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@icrushedmyhalo: Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*
@dreamthievin: I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream.
@lloydrang: Things i use duct tape for, by percentage: Pranks: 35% Car repair: 35% Wrapping presents: 20% Medical emergencies: 10% Ducts: 0%