@4Crocs: I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: <at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
@Chumpstring: doctor: your system is full of drugs patient: you should see the other guy doctor: what other guy patient: you can’t see him
@robfee: If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.
@HumanPog: one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process