@mattingebretson: I love how binge watching a tv show is now portrayed as a fun activity instead of an expression of deep emotional turmoil and depression
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@SadieSmithRoks: Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache.
@sickipediabot: Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying "I want to help Arsenal win trophies." So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?
@SamGrittner: They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome.
@bridger_w: "Oh, are you driving?" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk