@CrapLocalNews: Breaking news:
@shutupmikeginn: Very problematic
@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal*
"ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."
@inanimatecorpse: The bit in Snow White when Grumpy's like "put her in a glass coffin so we can see her decompose"
And Doc's like
"Man! You're getting worse!"
@LackOfShame: Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan?
Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull.
Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here
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