@CrapLocalNews: Breaking news:

@shutupmikeginn: Very problematic

@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal* "ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."

@inanimatecorpse: The bit in Snow White when Grumpy's like "put her in a glass coffin so we can see her decompose" And Doc's like "Man! You're getting worse!"

@LackOfShame: Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan? Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull. Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here