@TheGayFlash: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.
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@RidiculousSheri: The cartoon character I most resemble is Jessica Rabbit. I'm kidding, it's Betty Boop. Okay, Hello Kitty. Fine. Miss Piggy. Ursula.
@WildeThingy: [revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face.
@ShesAllNat: What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.