@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
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@Donnie_Fairburn: 911: What's your emergency? Me: I brought a girl home last night 911: That's not an- Me: NOW SHE WON'T LEAVE! *swat team busts down my door*
@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@NotthatAdamWest: It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.