@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
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@hell_homer: btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search "scrotum" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong
@TheMichaelRock: Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom.
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.