@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
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@alienated: PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
@billwurtz: if you mash a potato and then change your mind, just mail me the mashed potato and i will un-mash it and send it back
@Kyle_Lippert: Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down.
@GinAndJif: If it’s dark enough in the club, you can get away with using Monopoly money for a surprising amount of time before being thrown out.