@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: There are 18 sheep.
RANCHER: Round ‘em up!
ME: There are 20 sheep.
@shariv67: People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait.
@Schmoodles: I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym.
@SteveSuckington: "Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."
-Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
-Oh, this guy is good.