@timdonakowski: I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Based on her reaction I don't think my toddler will ever forgive me for gently wiping her face.
@iwearaonesie: me: Do you think Muhammad Ali tried different animals? Like, "Float like a duck, sting like a jellyfish"? wife: Go to sleep
@justabloodygame: "It's terminal-" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? "Departure time is in three hours." THREE? WHAT DO I DO? "This is an airport." SO WHAT? I'M DYING!
@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.