@timdonakowski: I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part.
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@TheUnderfold: Your other foot. Nope. Still the other foot. You have two feet this isn't hard. THE. OTHER. FOOT. OMG -me watching a toddler put shoes on
@7_Cents: Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*
@bridger_w: This burned out sign has given me the permission I need to take care of my neighborhood grocer once and for all
@derekblackmon: Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head