@SortaBad: I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth
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@djdarrellripley: You may be little now, but don't be discouraged. Someday, you'll be a man just like me. *baby starts crying*
@Matt_The_1st: Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.
@GatewayHug: *Holding my newborn son* Wife: What about Mike? Me: Yeah that's it, great name! *Drops Mike*
@dmc1138: "How much to go into this haunted house?" "Sir, this is the Church of Scientology." "Ooh...Sounds scary! One ticket please!"