@KevinFarzad: I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos.
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@CollegeHumor: Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than "horsemeat".
@Jenny4ashley: 1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'
@mymonsterischic: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT DIRT AND TREES WE ALSO GOT SOME LIZARDS BUT MOSTLY DIRT AND TREES
@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"