@Scott_A_Gilmore: I love it when I go to untie a shoe and inadvertently tie a Double Reverse Hitch knot and have to hire an Eagle Scout to get my sneaker off.
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@MooseAllain: There’s been a fire at London Zoo. Apparently two stick insects were having sex and it all got out of control.
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.