@quietlybiased: Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy.
Let your child play the tuba.
Tuba players never get laid.
@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane.
@IamEnidColeslaw: it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses
@alextranquada: We gave DanceBot a machete as a joke. No one could have predicted the rhythmic horror that came next.
@VocabuLarry: My favorite Bible stories are where women are villains for things like picking fruit or getting their boyfriend a better haircut.
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