@quietlybiased: Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid.

@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane.

@IamEnidColeslaw: it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses

@alextranquada: We gave DanceBot a machete as a joke. No one could have predicted the rhythmic horror that came next.

@VocabuLarry: My favorite Bible stories are where women are villains for things like picking fruit or getting their boyfriend a better haircut.