@BeardSpice: I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels.
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@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
@WilliamAder: I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open.
@NapoleonNappy1: Ok, I am now following you. Where are we going? I vote for Arby's. I love the horsey sauce. I shall bring my own horse.
@shariv67: Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family.