@BlackTurnsBlue: I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around.
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@SadPeruna: Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
@senderblock23: Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno
@EJGomez: bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram.