@BlackTurnsBlue: I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around.
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@goldengateblond: Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.
@dshack8: Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop asks you to exit your vehicle, it’s not so he can take a selfie with you. I know this now.