@SergioValenCo: I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me.
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@Sassafrantz: Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@Wakenbake77: Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone.