@SergioValenCo: I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me.
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@squirrel74wkgn: [at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* "No...why do you ask?"
@Mr_Kapowski: U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him
@Molly_Kats: I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.