@tropicalenvy: I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"