@tropicalenvy: I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard.
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@k_lli: If you capitalize 'him' in your tweets I'm gonna automatically assume you're subtweeting god.
@Illiter8: What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?