@DevinRange: I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying "Dark" Vader I may have to sell him.
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@AmishPornStar1: I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters
@YesItsAl: I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend
@MacAnnabella: "You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie