@DevinRange: I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying "Dark" Vader I may have to sell him.
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@iwearaonesie: wife *buying dinosaur balloons* clerk: Is it someone's birthday? *smiles at toddler* wife: It is clerk: How old? wife: 35
@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@TimHaynesJr: That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it.
@robfee: If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!