@DevinRange: I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying "Dark" Vader I may have to sell him.
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@C_J_Commode: There is simply no need to add "NSFW" in your bio. This is twitter. None of us have jobs.
@therealeatwood: ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for “A Person Who Deserves Love”? ME [crying]: Hahaha
@myles_morrison: Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like "that explains it."