@Michael_Erhart: "I love my Job!" -Job's wife
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@margolundy: Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. "I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING." Instant excitement.
@ImSoFrancis: Food just tastes better upside-down 1. upside-down cake 2. hamburgers 3. not cereal tho 4. oh no cereal is everywhere 5. why did I do this
@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.