@Michael_Erhart: "I love my Job!" -Job's wife
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@NicestHippo: Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it
@LanieLalaBugs: I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?
@captainkalvis: Her: i think taking care of your teeth is super important. Me: *nodding* i like having teeth because then i can always taste my skeleton.
@DirtMcTurd: 6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you