@AnneM69: I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email
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@RandomAntics: My yoga instructor said "sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do," and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself.
@bornmiserable: [me, taking a drug test at work] the company didn't specify which drugs we had to take to prepare for this, so I took them all
@LackOfShame: The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.