@AnneM69: I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email
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@mccoy_paul: While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket.
@2thestreetz: *lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*
@QuietPsycho: Advice from a 6 year old patient: "You should wear your stethoscope everywhere...girls will really like you. You look smart"