@omgthatspunny: i love pizza
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@flashember: *wakes up in the belly of a whale* me: this can't be happening again morgan freeman: but it was, he was in the belly of a whale again
@JasonLastname: Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet
@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.