@MrsRupertPupkin: I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.
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@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.
@E_lok44: If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV.
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.