@MrsRupertPupkin: I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.
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@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
@rickolantern: I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird.
@Breadery: My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said 'resilient tortoise.' I've sent her in with one to give in return, 'patronizing hippo.'