@MrsRupertPupkin: I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.
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@awkwardphilippe: [creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice
@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
@MouthyMess: Sometimes I'll start talking to someone on the train, then go "Oh, this is where I get off" then close my eyes & stick my hand in my pants.
@Tmoney68: My dancing style can best be described as "Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."