@3sunzzz: I love spending 20 mins wrapping cocktail weiners in croissant dough so the 3yo at the party can take off the 'crust' and eat just the 'hotdog'.
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@margolundy: Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them.
@SirEviscerate: *accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ... *makes distant thunder noises with mouth*
@TheMichaelRock: I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever