@vanluvz1: I love the gym this time of year.
The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
@AngelaEhh: Kids teach you so many life lessons.
Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door.
@lipstck_junkie: My 6 y/o told me the medicine cabinet was our most important cabinet. Outwardly I agreed but inwardly: "no son, the liquor cabinet is".
@mjkspeaks: ME: [waking up from nap]
HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn’t what i meant
@floydimus: "I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"
Empty bottles: LOL
Wine shop owner: LOL
New bottle: LOL
Bottle opener: LOL
@MUMSIEesq: 5YO: did you go to camp as a kid?
GRANDMA: we were very lucky, we escaped France thru Great Britain
ME: she didn't go to camp