@SashaBrenner: I love the smell of relapse in the morning
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger.
@shot_of_cabo: If you start a sentence with "Let me reiterate..." I'm gonna ignore it the second time too.
@FaisalAdam_: Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique.