@AntozWolf: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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@AndyAsAdjective: I live in fear that my death will somehow be connected to the opening of a pressurized Pillsbury cinnamon roll container.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying "at least I didn't kill anybody" to like every person he sees today.
@vikkaroni: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."