@AntozWolf: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
@weinerdog4life: A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away
@Dan_Haak: [Dog Court] Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury: We find the defendant, not a good boy. *dogs family in courtroom begins to cry*