@AntozWolf: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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@Be___Dope: [text] Her: I picked up buffalo wings. Me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting
@KateWhineHall: [Listening to Hungry Like the Wolf] 10yo: When did this come out? Me: Hmm...'82? 10: 19 or 18? Me:...
@Underchilde: I don’t think Twitter’s real. I think I’m in a mall in 1987 listening to “I Think We’re Alone Now” & my mind invented Twitter to protect me.
@Spaced_Cowboy00: Women remember something that happened five years ago. I can't remember why I stood up.