@Discourt: I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee.
@PaperWash: I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter.
@Jam453Lane: Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush...
@TheBoydP: My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?
@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.
@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble