@Discourt: I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee.
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@50NerdsofGrey: His tongue explored the hole, probing deeper and deeper until she just couldn't take it any more. 'Would you just eat your donut already?!?'
@Kimpulses: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
@toriTBC: When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?" then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
@SuperJuanderer: Me: Weaknesses? Oh, I'd say not relating well to other sentient beings. -I meant about the janitor job. Me: Oh ya, I don't know how to sweep