@Discourt: I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee.
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@lecalabara: "I love Justin Bieber" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?
@bfrosty04: Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set.
@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
@crimson_n_aqua: Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2