@WORIDSTARHIPHOP: I love twitter
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@JonasPolsky: If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out "Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"
@eminmien: "Do you expect me to talk?" He asks. "No, Mr Bond." I reply, loading Titanic into the Blu Ray player, "I expect you to cry."
@AudreyPorne: an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??
@InternetHippo: If a cop is arresting you, just play the national anthem, he’ll be forced to stand still for the whole thing while you get away