@chaeronaea: i love twitter
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@WilliamAder: Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."
@brianbowman73: We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first.
@dumbbeezie: I don't have Facebook I use the police to tell my friends and family when I'm doing badly
@MoneypennyNaked: Me: I just need some time alone, please. *closes door* - Ma'am, if you're not trying on clothes, we'll need you to leave the dressing room.