@waveymaree: I love twitter
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@usermcuserface: I love them whole heartedly. I love it when they play with me, and I eat their table scraps. I am essentially my kids dog.
@MartinPilgrim1: My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings: 1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
@fro_vo: a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line