@waveymaree: I love twitter
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@nigelgodwin: How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
@AndyRichter: Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people "the last thing the police need is spectators"
@Courtniss_: There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart.