@waveymaree: I love twitter
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@Dawn_M_: Not all dogs go to heaven because I just saw two dogs having sex and dogs can't get married. Hope you both enjoy hell.
@dreamthievin: A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.
@shkeeber: *cape flaps in the wind* Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down.