@IrishVin: I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles.
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@KirstySykes96: actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months
@buttnight: migraine |my-grain| noun 1 a recurrent severe headache 2 what a farmer shouts in disbelief after a terrible storm destroys his wheat field
@heatherlou_: I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly
@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.