@ParaJanitor: I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out.
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@Kyle_Lippert: If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them
@KingRainhead: if you prick your finger by accident and suck on it, you become your own blood brother & you have to take care of yourself no matter what
@HTownHarold: Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I'm now being asked to audition for Riverdance.
@TheGrimKing: Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit.