@Jandalize: I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.
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@WheelTod: I had a rough childhood. I saw things that no one should ever have to see. For example, The Phantom Menace.
@3sunzzz: [text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line.
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.
@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.