@Jandalize: I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.
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@lisaOoOo: I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap.
@myles_morrison: If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think "now it's their problem."
@LoriGallucci: "Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?" "No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"