@Jandalize: I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.
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@magicChopstick: Spider Man, Spider Man Chillin' in his camper van Kickin' back, drinkin' booze head to toe in sweet tattoos Hang on That is not Spider Man
@Donna_McCoy: Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time.
@TheToddWilliams: [Bethsaida 28 AD] BAKER: Such a huge crowd…I'm gonna sell so many loaves "Five loaves please" BAKER: Huh? "Jesus is here" BAKER: Sonuva
@CornOnTheGoblin: [sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?