@Jandalize: I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.
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@sarah1mc: I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl.
@Bexdora: ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
@FlyJ_: It's the man who is supposed to be getting up to make the coffee in the morning. It's even in the Bible under "Hebrews."
@NervousJr: There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser.