@SweetTweetsBRO: I love when I'm walking closely behind a girl and she starts to speed walk away. It's like she knew I wanted to race all along.
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@Tinkerbell_: There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx
@LaBelleMae: Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows.
@Book_Krazy: My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized