@caliluvgirl77: I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again.
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@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@flashember: [Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]