I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.

@daemonic3: How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable.

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@Home_Halfway: "Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be." ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator

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@shutupmikeginn: I'm thinking about getting a mirror over my bed so I can watch myself while I'm eating cereal.

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@BDGarp: If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about.

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@ky_chu: Who called it death by autoerotic asphyxiation and not final fantasy

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