@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.
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@GrumpyComments: If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.
@LMLMadness: Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed.
@HeyZeus666: I turned off Auto-Correct for the first time, and now my new girlfriend thinks she has a face that launched a 1000 shits.