@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.
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@degg: the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
@thatdutchperson: Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
@TomTheWicked: If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter.
@AnOrangeSNES: Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?