@thatUPSdude: I love when you're choking someone and they are all "I can't breathe", duh I'm choking you.
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@MindyFurano: person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god
@MiketheSourcer: Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you’ll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay
@DaHess1: Referring to another employee as a "gingeraffe"will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are.
@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.