@thatUPSdude: I love when you're choking someone and they are all "I can't breathe", duh I'm choking you.
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@Papa_Mex: -I'm just gonna have 1 drink before dinner -I'm just gonna have 1 drink with dinner -I'm just gnna hav 1 aftdinr drk -I pishd ma pnts gen
@thesarahthing: "I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."
@faizziy: Hate it when I get carried away with emotions. Lost a who-blinks-1st competition with a box of donuts & had to eat em all in a fit of rage
@sarahyehia82: I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.