@thesupergrobi: I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice.
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@ilovepie84: When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent.
@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up
@mynameisntdave: If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog