@3sunzzz: I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison.
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@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.
@Jennco_W: Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here.
@Brianhopecomedy: I'm watching my 4 year old son give my 1 year old a hammer. He is so irresponsible.