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@batkaren: I lovingly caress my belly.

"You're expecting?" a woman asks.

I smile serenely. "Just ate an amazing burrito," I tell her.

I lovingly caress my belly.

“You’re expecting?” a woman asks.

I smile serenely. “Just ate an amazing burrito,” I tell her.

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