@mollzbenn: I made a grocery list last night when I was drunk and it just says "healthy stuff," "looob," and "you don't own me."
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@LanieLalaBugs: If you can't tell the difference between "erotic" & "exotic" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.
@1Bad_Scientist: The Martian, 2015: Matt Damon tries to prove how Irish he is by growing potatoes on Mars then leaving because he's hungry.
@jonnysun: PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]
@BlindChow: "I want to put a baby in you," I whisper to the microwave over the sound of the infant crying next door.