@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
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@Cyd10e: 9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: "It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"
@stonedcoldlazy: Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?
@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window.