@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
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@PaperWash: The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.
@carlyken: Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a "Do you like me? Yes or no?" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends.