@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
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@RandomlyMJ: Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut.
@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
@Up2Long: Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars