@RickAaron: I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
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@ddsmidt: Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.
@IamJackBoot: Bugs Bunny taught me my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
@jewfacekilla: Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack.