@GuyThe_Guy: I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
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@_davidlucas_: He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs.
@ScorpionDong: Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over "My Heart Will Go On"...said the guy in the car next to me
@Donnie_Fairburn: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.